Us children saying stupid(real) things …..(pentru ca trebuie sa fie in engleza…dhaaaaaaa!!!!)

TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find North America .

Here it is.

TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?

CLASS:       Maria.


TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?

GLENN:           K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:       No, that’s wrong

GLENN:           Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER:       Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:         H I J K L M N O..

TEACHER:       What are you talking about?

DONALD:       Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.



TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:            I is…

TEACHER:         No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’


TEACHER:       George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.

Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.


TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


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