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iunie 30, 2009

Cu ce se mai plimba bogatasi…in words and pictures

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Gregory John Norman (born 10 February 1955) is an Australian professional golfer and entrepreneur who spent 331 weeks as the world’s number one ranked golfer in the 1980s and 1990s. He is nicknamed, The Great White Shark or sometimes simply The Shark — a reference to Norman’s blond hair, size and aggressive golf style and the shark inhabiting Australian waters.

Has a fortune of £158.4m.

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Hassanal Bolkiah Mu’izzaddin Waddaulah, the Sultan and Yang Di-Pertuan of Brunei Darussalam, born 15 July 1946, is the 29th Sultan of Brunei, the eldest son of Omar Ali Saifuddien III, the previous Sultan of Brunei, and Pengiran Anak Damit.

He has a fortune of $40 bilion.

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A340 VIP airplain.

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Roman Arkadyevich Abramovich; born on 24 October 1966 in Saratov, Russian SFSR, USSR) is a Russian Jewish billionaire and the main owner of the private investment company Millhouse LLC. According to Forbes magazine, as of 11 March 2009, he had a net worth of US$8.5 billion, ranking him as the 51st richest person in the world. Prior to the financial crisis, he was considered to be the second richest person living within the United Kingdom.Early in 2009, The Times estimated that due to the global economic crisis he has lost £3 billion from his £11.7 billion wealth.

In 2003, Abramovich was named Person of the Year by Expert, a Russian business magazine. He shared this title with Mikhail Khodorkovsky. He is known outside Russia as the owner of Chelsea Football Club, an English Premier League football team, and for his wider involvement in European football.

SPORT SOCCER

Pelorus


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Le Grand Bleu

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iunie 11, 2009

Yacht-ul printesei Moza(Qatar)

Categorisit la Mapamond — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , — Razvan-Florin @ 1:29 pm

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februarie 25, 2009

Una alta

Categorisit la Umor — Tags: , , , , , , — Razvan-Florin @ 1:26 pm

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Micutul John intra în dormitorul tatalui sau, exact când acesta se pregatea sa-si puna un prezervativ. Surprins, tatal încearca sa-si
ascunda erectia aplecându-se si facându-se ca se uita dupa ceva sub pat.

- Ce faci, taticule ? întreaba John.

- Eeee…am vazut un sobolan sub pat.

- Si vrei sa-l f*** ? ! ?


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Naufragiaza un vapor.

Un pasager se apropie inot de capitan si-l intreaba:

- Capitane, cat avem de inotat pana la cel mai apropiat pamant?

- Trei kilometri.

- In ce directie?

- In jos…..!

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Un manelist la magazin: – Biscuiti este?
- Nu “este”, “sunt”.

- Da’ rahat…sunt?
- Da, esti!

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Pleaca sotul in alta camera cu mobilul in buzunar. Scoate mobilul si suna acasa. Sotia ridica receptorul.
Sotul: – Scumpo, te iubesc…
Apoi inchide receptorul. Se intoarce inapoi si intreaba: – Cine a sunat?

- Nimeni… o prietena… zice sotia

Un tanar student scotian aflat la departare de casa trimite o scrisoare tatalui la care primeste drept raspuns un plic cu 10 Euro in el si alaturi o scrisoare:”Fiule, invata ca 10 Euro se scrie cu un “0″, nu cu doi!”

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Doi tipi,la un bar:


- O vezi pe fata de la masa aia?Arata ca un barbat!
- Bine,domnule,sa stii ca aia e fata mea.
- Va rog sa ma scuzati,nu am stiut ca sunteti tatal ei!
- Nu sunt tatal ei,dobitocule,sunt mama ei!

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Elevii unei clase au fost fotografiati, iar diriginta lor incerca sa-i convinga sa cumpere pozele:


− Ganditi-va, copii, ce dragut va fi atunci cand veti fi mari si va veti uita la fotografii spunand “Uite-o pe Oana – acum e avocat” sau “Uite-l pe Mihai – acum e doctor”…

Din clasa se aude o voce:
-Uite-o pe diriga – acum e moarta.


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