EPIC WIN…..(back @ work):(

Us children saying stupid(real) things …..(pentru ca trebuie sa fie in engleza…dhaaaaaaa!!!!)

TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?

CLASS:       Maria.

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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?

GLENN:           K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:       No, that’s wrong

GLENN:           Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER:       Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:         H I J K L M N O..

TEACHER:       What are you talking about?

DONALD:       Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:            I is…

TEACHER:         No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right…  ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:       George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.

Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

Cele mai……

Cea mai frumoasa casa din lume…Barcelona, Spania

Cel mai frumos oras din lume….Vancouver,Canada

Cei mai frumosi ochi din lume…Afganistan

Cea mai frumoasa cascada din lume…..Niagara Falls in US & Canada

Cea mai frumoasa planta din lumea….Are forma unui balon de apa

Cel mai frumos pod din lume…..Japonia

Cel mai frumos cal din lume…..Arabian